Oct 16, 2019
Dickcheese is a strong surname. Bitches love Ogier. Loial is a fucking Poindexter. Jess gets on her historical costuming bullshit. Is Thom Daddy now? Ancient lawnmowers, baby.
Oct 9, 2019
Lousy with syphilis. Humans be crazy. Fuck you, Daren. Campaign finance reform. Mat is an ADD boi. Jack o' these nuts. Mr. Potato Head but for tits.
Jul 10, 2019
Inception of Darkness. A lot of nipple talk. The return of Lews Therin's Dick Mountain. THE HAIR. Pour one out for all the fucks. Lan's How to Get Ripped classes. A guy who's too cool to look at explosions.
Jun 26, 2019
21.5 inches. Choice cussing. Mom's got the crazy eyes. Elyas: confirmed legend. Perrin: confirmed Taurus. Safe sex PSA. Euphemism Drive engaged.