Apr 17, 2019
Hologram shit. Badass boy sword stuff. Badass kung-fu matrix time warp motion bendy stuff. In my head, Karen. Surprise, bitch. Get a different fuckin' job, man.
Apr 10, 2019
We celebrate 1,000 lunatics who follow us on Twitter by answering some questions about ourselves, and then do a quick wrap-up on The Eye of the World. We also talk about makeup for like 20 minutes. You're welcome.
Mar 27, 2019
Jenn's chakras are aligned. Jess does a blooper. Cave trolls. Emo glares. Yeet emojis. Tentacle porn. Dirty martinis. Come play in our Discord! http://bit.ly/WhiteTowerDiscord
Mar 20, 2019
Welcome to today. Grandma activities ONLY in this house. No time, no candy for twats. Big Ta'veren Energy. Jenn re-aligns her chakras. Fuck Denethor. The un-gettable get.