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Love the Wheel of Time?

Hate the Wheel of Time?

SO DO WE!

Join Jenn & Jess every week us for chapter synopsis, discussion, and plenty of real talk about this epic fantasy series.

Apr 17, 2019

Hologram shit. Badass boy sword stuff. Badass kung-fu matrix time warp motion bendy stuff. In my head, Karen. Surprise, bitch. Get a different fuckin' job, man.


Apr 10, 2019

We celebrate 1,000 lunatics who follow us on Twitter by answering some questions about ourselves, and then do a quick wrap-up on The Eye of the World. We also talk about makeup for like 20 minutes. You're welcome.


Apr 3, 2019

Jenn is tired. Jess is under-medicated. Pimpin' the Patreon. That pure uncut shit. Start the whole thing over but with Perrin as the Dragon Reborn. There was some other funny shit but it's in Jess's other notebook. Now with 50% more...


Mar 27, 2019

Jenn's chakras are aligned. Jess does a blooper. Cave trolls. Emo glares. Yeet emojis. Tentacle porn. Dirty martinis. Come play in our Discord! http://bit.ly/WhiteTowerDiscord


Mar 20, 2019

Welcome to today. Grandma activities ONLY in this house. No time, no candy for twats. Big Ta'veren Energy. Jenn re-aligns her chakras. Fuck Denethor. The un-gettable get.