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Love the Wheel of Time?

Hate the Wheel of Time?


Join Jenn & Jess every week us for chapter synapsass, discussion, and plenty of real talk about this epic fantasy series.

Feb 26, 2020

We're not your role models. Our nerd dick is dully erect. BEAUTIFUL PLUMAGE. We're not gonna go into Dostoevsky. Liandrin's murder list. 

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Feb 19, 2020

A socially acceptable amount of wine. Nobody wants a cursed dick. He's a bitch; stop blowing him up, please. A band called Mat's Leather Sack. Hurin, the True Messiah. The chancla has power.

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Jan 15, 2020

Heh. Taint.

Honestly, that's all we've got.

Jan 8, 2020

Saved from rabies and a lion. Okay, Theoden King. Dick deep in it. Waxing poetic. Fuckin' ravens. Perrin has +5 to perception. Tai'shar Uno.

Jan 5, 2020

Lots of Aladdin talk to kick off 2020. Min is yoked. Moiraine is so fucking extra. Read the room, Perrin. You can't just gank the Dark One.