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Love the Wheel of Time?

Hate the Wheel of Time?


Join Jenn & Jess every week us for chapter synapsass, discussion, and plenty of real talk about this epic fantasy series.

Jan 15, 2020

Heh. Taint.

Honestly, that's all we've got.

Jan 8, 2020

Saved from rabies and a lion. Okay, Theoden King. Dick deep in it. Waxing poetic. Fuckin' ravens. Perrin has +5 to perception. Tai'shar Uno.

Jan 5, 2020

Lots of Aladdin talk to kick off 2020. Min is yoked. Moiraine is so fucking extra. Read the room, Perrin. You can't just gank the Dark One.

Dec 18, 2019

The non-canon canon Amyrlin. The Flamingo's Fang. Tall and wide, like my ass. Mat's canon boner. Chopsticks. A Very Athletic Boi. Hurricane drill yoga pose.

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Oct 23, 2019


It's okay to smelly like flowers. Two paragraphs of personality. Classy and politically intelligent. Dagger Mat. Sheepdip. That dank Avendesora.